A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg,
then urinated on its owner. Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and
took out a biscuit for the dog. A passer by who'd seen everything remarked:
"That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did." "Not
really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can
kick him in the nuts."
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