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Got a light ?

Three men were sentenced to 10 years in prison and the judge asked the three men,
"if you could have one thing in your ten year sentance what would it be"
1st man says: I would like to have a women company me for ten years.
2nd man says: I would like to have alchohol for ten years.
3rd man says: I would like to have cigarretts for ten years.
The judge then granted there wishes.
Ten years later they opened the cells and asked the prisoners how their sentances were.
1st prisoner with the women said: "I had the best time of my life"
2nd prisoner with the alchohol said: "I had a good time"
3rd prisoner with the cigaretts said: "Got a light".

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