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| Things we have in Egypt that the rest of the world doesn't... |
| 1- McDonald's home delivery (the rest of the world have to get off their lazy butts and go get it). 2-Mollokhya (for some reason our tasty national green slime has not caught on elsewhere). 3- Relaxed driving regulations (apparently, the rest of the world drives around in straight lines, how bizarre!). 4- No drunk-driving laws (well, no breath-analyzers anyway). 5- Magical economics (250 people in a 40 seater bus, 15 people in a 5 seater taxi, 5 people on a 2 seater scooter. 6- A national obsession with marriage (plus the flat, Shabka, furniture that goes with it). 7- You can smoke anywhere! (except in CAIP office) 8- No drive-by shootings, random muggings or mass murders. 9- The biggest construction site in the world - Cairo. 10- Al mahmoul fi yad (?) al game3!... "everybody has a Cellular" 11- Sogouq- the finest spicy mystery-meat in the world. 12- Excellent women drivers! 13- 24-hour a day everything. 14- Hakim (apparently -nobody else wants his music -obviously they've got no taste). 15- Stella local beer (and now on tap!). 16- Sheesha -now available in cappuccino (urgh!) mint, fakhfakhena, and orange flavors (only the truly brave should try these exciting alternatives). 17- 5-piaster notes (probably the smallest paper denomination in the world-except for monopoly money). |
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