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Johnny's ABC's

"Ok, now who can recite the alphabet for the class?" asked Johnny's teacher. "Raise your hand if you would like to try".

Johnny raised his hand, yelling, "Teacher, teacher! I have to pee!"

"Ok Johnny, recite your alphabet, then you can go. Well, not wanting to be rude to the teacher, Johnny started slowly.

"Stand up when you speak," said the teacher. He stood up, crossing his legs. "ABCDEFG... um.. HIJK... hmmm... LMNO.... ummm..QRSTUVWXYZ"

"Very good," said the teacher, "but where is your P?"

"It's running down my leg!" said Johnny.

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