I homeless person walked into a bar, and asked the bartendor for 500$, the bartender said i will give u 500$ if u could make that horse in the back laugh. The guy went in , took a min., came out and the horse was laughing. The homeless guy recieved the 55 and the bartender asked how did u do it . In reply the homeless person said, " can't tell.
The next day the homeless person came back and said i need another 500. the bartender said ok, only if u could make the horse cry. The homeless person took a minute and he came out and the horse was tearing. The bartender asked how did you do it. the homeless guy said " Well, to make him laugh I said I bet you my dick is bugger than your's and the horse laughed, and the next day I showed him and he started to cry