There was a blonde driving on a highway and she saw a animal in the middle of the road. So she swerved to the right then she saw a tree so she swurved to the left. She saw another tree so she swerved to the right, she kept on swerving until she spun out. Then a cop can an asked her what happened. She tells him the story and the cop says "yell im sorry mam, but there isnt a tree around her for miles.......... that was your airfreshener."