A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank
manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones,
who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will
be tried as soon as we catch him!"
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"Please, sir," pleaded the stranger, "Would you be so kind
as to help a poor unfortunate fellow who is hungry and can't
find work? All I have in the world is this gun."
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Q: How can you tell if a Redneck is Working in your Office?
A: The monitor is up on blocks.
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"I suffer from two phobias: 1) Phobia-Phobia, the fear that
you're unable to get scared, and 2) Xylophataquieopiaphobia,
the fear of not pronouncing words correctly." - Brad Stine |