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Top 10 things a man would do......

Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina for a day

1. Immediately go shopping for a huge cucumber and zucchinni.

2. Squat over a hand held mirror for 2 hours.

3. See if he could actually do the splits.

4. See if it's possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

5. Cross his legs with out rearranging

6. Get picked up at a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.

7. Have multiple orgasms and still be ready for more, without taking a
nap first.

8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts.

10. Finally find that damned G-spot!!

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