There was this man at a bar ordering some drinks and another small man came up to him and said "whats the matter"and the other guy said "oh i just found out that my Dad is gay" and the little guy said "SH*T" and then he told him not to kill himself.The next day the same guy was at the bar again and the liitle guy said "now whats wrong"and the other person said"I found out my brothers gay" the little person said "F*cking hell!!!!" and he told him not to kimself.The last day the guy was in the bar again and the little guy said "for god sake does any of your family like women" and the man said "yes my WIFE"