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THE HORSE IN TH BAR

this guy walks into this bar and immediatly sees a bucket full of money. he asks the bar tender what its for, the bartender says that if u can make his horse laugh he'll give it to you, so they guy goes back there and in no time the bartender hers the horse laughin as hard as he can, so the guy comes out and takes the bucket of money and leaves. the guy comes back a month later and a new bucket is out and asks whats it for this time the bartender says its for the horse, but u have to make him cry. so the guy goes back there and in no time the horse is in tears, whaling and crying. this time the bartender say that he cant give out the bucket until he tells him what he did both times, the guy says, "the first time i told the horse that i had a bigger p*nis than he did, and just now i proved it to him"

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