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Genie in a bar

A man walks into a bar and sees a midget sitting next to a piano. He asks the bartender, "what does he do?" The Bartender says, "Buy him a drink and find out." So the man buys him a drink and the midget plays a beautiful song. "Where did you get him?" The man asks. "There is a genie in the back. She will grant you any wish, but be careful, she is hard of hearing." So the man goes out back and the genie asks, "What wish do you have for me?" The man replys, "I wish i had a million bucks." The genies says, "Buy another drink and when you are done, your wish will be granted." So the buys a drink and downs it. Then, a million ducks fall from the ceiling. "What the f*ck!!!" the man exclaims. The Bartender says, "that was my reaction. Why else would I have a twelve inch pianist."

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