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3 stranted guys

These three guys are stranded on an island full of sunworshippers.
The King tells them that to live they have to do as he says. So he tells them to go pick 10 fruits each.
Half our later the first guy comes back with 10 apples.
The king tells them he must stick them up his bottom with no facial expression. On the sixth apple he makes faces of pain and is killed.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries. He follows the same process and laughs on the ninth one getting killed.
When he goes up into heaven, the firstguy asks,"Why did you luagh? you could have lived."
The second guy answers, " The last guy had pinnapples."

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