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New Years in the USA
 
New Years is hard for me. I have a hard time deciding where to celebrate and who to celebrate with. I live in NY. If I want to celebrate New Years with a bang, I have to think real hard about it.

Most neighborhoods that celebrate with a bang mean champagne, in my neighborhood it means a Smith & Wesson.

I got several invitations to New Years Parties. But, I think I'm going to pass up the one by my neighbor the Jonse's. They only serve kool aid, and I hear its really potent stuff.





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