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| After the annual Xmas party John woke up with a pounding headache, completely unable to recall the events of the previous evening. After an unsteady trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put a cup of coffee in front of him. 'Darling,' he moaned, 'tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad asI think it might have been?' 'Even Worse,' she told him. 'You made a complete arse of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors. You insulted the chairman of the company to his face.' 'Well he's an arrogant, self-important pr*ck. I wouldn't bother pissing on him.' 'Well, you did. All over his suit. And he fired you. 'Well, f*ck him!' said John. 'I did, darling. You're back at work on Monday.' |
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