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| Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They get talking and Bill Says: 'I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately-I sure would like to get together with her!' Hugh: 'Well Bill, ever since the publicity she got from the "meeting" I had with her, her price has gone through the roof.' Bill (with a smug chuckle): 'Well Hugh, you know that money really isn't a problem with me. What's her number? So bill gets her number and sets up a date. Bill and Divine meet up after they finish, Bill, lying there in a blissful state having a fag, whispers: 'God, that was great! Now I know why they call you Divine.' To which Divine replies: 'Why thank you, Bill-and I finally got to know why you chose the name Microsoft!!' |
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