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Blood Supply

God says to Adam, "I have some good news and
some bad news, what do you want to hear first?"

Adam says, "Tell me the good news first."

God says, "I'm going to give you a p*nis and a brain.
You'll derive from these, great pleasure and great
intellect."

Adam replies, "Wonderful! But what's the bad
news?"

God says, "I'm only going to give you enough of a
blood supply to work one at a time."

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