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Toilet Stop

Two women go out one weekend without their
husbands. As they came back, right before
dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge
to pee. They noticed the only place to stop
was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they
stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to
clean herself with, so she took off her
panties and used them to clean herself and
discarded them.

The second not finding anything either,
thought "I'm not getting rid of my
panties..." so she used the ribbon of a
flower wreath to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were
talking to each other on the phone, and
one says to the other: "We have to be on
the look-out, it seems that these two
were up to no good last night, my wife
came home without her panties...".

The other one responded: "You're lucky,
mine came home with a card stuck to her
ass that read, "We will never forget you".

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