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Drunken Judge

One night a district judge went out on a binge and threw up
all over his new suit. He came home that night, disrobed
then passed out next to his wife.

The next morning his wife woke him up and asked him what happened to his suit.

"Well," the judge replied, "last night I decided to ride
around with the city police while the made a few arrests
on some drunk drivers. They loaded a drunk up in the car
and he threw up all over me. But don't worry dear, this
morning when he comes before me in court, I'll make sure he pays enough to clean my suit."

That morning in court his wife called him up on the
telephone. She asked, "John have you run that drunk through court, that threw up on your suit?"

The judge answered, "No."

She replied, "Well you'd better charge him a lot more cause
he sh*t your pants, too."

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