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Early Morning Call

A man and his wife were having some
problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. The next
week, the man realized that he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM
for an early morning business flight
to Chicago. Not wanting to be the
first to break the silence (AND LOSE),
he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please
wake me at 5:00 AM.

The next morning the man woke up,
only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
that he had missed his flight. Furious,
he was about to go and see why his
wife hadn't woken him when he noticed
a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."

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