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| The following excerpts are drawn from letters written by citizens applying for payments or additiona funds from a state welfare agency. * I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead. * In accordance with your instructions I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope. * I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born. * Unless I get my money soon I will be forced to live an immortal life. * You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference? * I am forwarding my marriage certificate and three children, one of which is a mistake as you can see. * I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why? * I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children I have on half a sheet of paper. * My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since. |
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