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Name Change

Judge: "You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?"

Leon: "Yes, your honor."

Judge: (looking at petition) "I can see why, your name is Leon Sh*tferbrains, is it?"

Leon: "Yes, your honor."

Judge: "And what do you want to change your name to, Mr. Sh*tferbrains?"

Leon: "Melvin, your honor."

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