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Looking After The Baby

My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often
he turns to me for advice. Recently, I was in the shower
when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily
for lunch?"

"That's up to you," I replied. "There's all kinds of food.
Why don't you pretend I'm not at home?"

A few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I answered it to
hear my husband asking, "Yeah, hi, Honey. Uh..what should
I feed Lily for lunch?"

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