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Husbands Agony

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just pas- sed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are car- rying the casket out when they bump accidentally into a wall,
jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan and open the casket
to find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten
more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of
the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"

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