A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the mountains of Canada. The first
morning in the cabin, he awoke and stood by the window admiring the
scenery. Suddenly, he noticed a huge animal walk by.
"Och, whut's thaaat?" he said.
His Canadian friend looked out and said, "Oh, that's a moose."
"Och! If thaaat's a moose, hoo big are your cats aroond here?" |