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Not Much of a Man?

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when
three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked
up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old
man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.

The second walked up to the old man, spit into the
old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over the
old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left
the diner.

Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to
the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either."

"He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

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