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The Redneck Hunters

A couple of Florida redneck hunters are out in the
woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't
seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back
in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead!
What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm smoothing voice says, "Just
take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's
dead."

There is a silence, and then, a shot is heard.

The hunter says, "OK, now what?"

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