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Jigsaw

A blonde calls her boyfriend and pleads, "Please come over here and
help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, but I can't figure out how to
get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,
then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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