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| HIS and HER Road Trip |
HERS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. opens window 3. asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer 4. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. 3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. 4. finally rolls down window 5. hocks a loogie 6. pulls up to a 7 -11 7. gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky 8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. 9. Gets back into car. 10. farts 11. after he closes the door. 12. laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. 13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. 14. almost hits a deer 15. curses the night 16. curses you 17. curses the large slurpee 18. stops by the side of the road 19 takes a leak 20. still taking a leak. 21. almost done 22. I think. 23. returns to car 24. Drives and fiddles with radio. 25. yells at you for suggesting the map again 26. admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway. 27. He hates your sister. 28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel 29. He had to look up pernicious. 30. Couldn't find a dictionary. 31. finally found a dictionary 32. Couldn't spell pernicious. 33. seethes at the memory of it all 34. But she is laughing inside... 35. And of course you're still lost. |
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