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Guys blind dating-dictionary

dandy little house keeper:
She has been married three times and kept all the houses

fine character:
She's ugly

knows how to handle money:
She's a spendthrift and great at spending yours

spotless reputation:
She's ugly

strong family ties:
She's a Mafia Princess

loves children:
She's pregnant and needs a husband

wonderful personality:
She's fat

great sense of humor:
She's fat and will laugh at anything you say

the outdoor type:
She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, and shaves just like the guys

ready to settle down:
She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry

likes to have a good time:
She gets drunk a lot

lots of fun at parties:
Often makes an ass of herself

mature woman:
She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five

has the appearance of a young school girl:
She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager

casual:
She dresses like a slob

decorated her own place:
Her apartment resembles a pig sty

a great dancer:
She'll wear the soles right off your shoes

not overly emotional:
She only cries twenty-seven times a day

doesn't chase men:
She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type

seldom dates:
She's a lesbian who needs a male escort for something

understands men:
She's been married and divorced four times

a good sport:
She knows two hundred jokes and can drink you under the table

looks and dresses like a model:
She's five eleven and weighs seventy three pounds

been in show business:
She's a former porn movie star

traveled a lot:
She's searched high and low for a husband

knows a lot of interesting people:
None of whom would marry her

wonderful disposition:
She's ugly

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