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Film Clichés K

KIDS/TEENAGERS

• A kid always knows more than an adult.
• A kid can fend for himself even if his parents have gone to Paris, leaving him with no food, electricity, heat, money, etc.
• No child can ever be killed... even if they're electrocuted on a high-voltage electric fence that could kill a dinosaur (Jurassic Park)
• Eight to ten-year-old kids are the best computer hackers on earth and can break into any system.
• Girls who can't find a date to the prom in high school films are usually the girls that, in most high schools, would have almost every teenage boy asking them.

KNIVES see also FIGHTS

• When you throw a knife, the blade will always be the first thing to hit the target
• unless you turn the knife around first.
• A competent knife thrower can work equally well with throwing knives, Swiss Army knives, butcher knives, table knives or swords.

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