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Children of the 80's

Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school.

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo

You played with "My Little Ponies."

Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken.

You ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters
Club, Forever or Sweet Valley High.

You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".

You wanted to be on "Jim'll Fix It".

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he
had plastic surgery.

You wore one of those slap-on wristbands at some point...or
heaven forbid one of those T-shirts that changed colour with
heat (Global Hypercolour).

You had slouch socks and puff painted your own shirt at
least once.

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".

You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man
gotcancelled.

You can remember watching Saved by the Bell

You remember Madonna in her cone stage.

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."

You even wore fluorescent-neon clothing... (if you can call
it clothing!)

Not only did you wear fluorescent-neon clothing, but they were
mismatched with fingerless gloves and toweling socks.

You could break dance (ok, you wished you could)

You remember when Amiga was a state of the art video game
system.

You remember MC Hammer

You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"....

You can remember when it was Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh
Prince, NOT just plain Will Smith!

You own any cassettes.

You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ALF or ET
lunchbox.

You have ever pondered on why Smurfette was the ONLY female
smurf.

My Little Pony, Gummy Bears and Transformers are familiar
to you.

You ever had a Swatch Watch.

You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the
"Care Bear stare."

You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the
power!"

You spent hours in the basement building and re- building
Lego cities.

Big wheels and BMX's were the way to go.

With your pink (or blue) portable tape player, you sang to
Kylie and Jason!

If you ever owned Polly Pocket or Micro Machines.

If you ever made Ken fall in love with Barbie.

You know what " Psyche" means.

Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

You knew that Transformers were "more than meets the eye".

You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.

You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good
film.

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be
living in space.

You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.

You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt
stylish.

You had to change into play clothes after school.

You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.

Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on
VH1's "Big 80s"

Your arm was full of rubber bracelets.

You can still sing 1 to 12 from the Pinball machine song on
Sesame Street.

You wore those wide, colourful shoelaces.

You still don't like going in the sea because of Jaws.

You remember Now compilations that had the pig on the front
cover.

You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned
in places that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank.

Dungeons & Dragons was your favourite programme.

You've ever said "bright light, bright light" in a strange
high-pitched voice. hell was
it from?

You fell out with friends during heated arguments about the
relative merits of Matt & Luke.

Cerise pink, electric blue and banana yellow have ever
featured in your wardrobe or make-up collection.

You ever did the top toggle of your coat up around your
neck without having your arms in the sleeves, and you knew you
looked like a superhero.

Your new winter coat was best used to demonstrate that your
wings were like a shield of steel.

You still remember when the A-ha video was the pinnacle of
modern technology and you can still sing all the words.

Your best party dress was either a ra-ra or puff-ball
skirt.

You wondered why a popular kids TV programme told you to
"Turn off your TV set and go and do something less boring
instead".

You were shocked by the controversial plot lines in
Degrassi Junior High.

You remember watching a house inhabited by a jester, a
pantomime horse and a woman who sneezed, and thinking that
this was perfectly normal.

You tried to convince your Dad to fit a strip of red lights
on the front of Capri so it looked like KITT.

You've ever seen a girl, a clown and noughts and crosses on
your TV.

You've ever had more than 10 sweets in a 10p mix-up.

You hid behind the sofa whenever you heard the word
"Exterminate!".

You could have got away with it if it wasn't for those
meddling kids.

Girls) You owned a pair of Pixie boots, generally worn
with leg warmers.

(Boys) You owned a pair of pale grey slip-ons, generally
worn with white towelling socks.

Ooh, you could crush a grape!

You've ever held a chicken in the air or stuck a deckchair
up your nose.

You wore legwarmers & tried to do the splits while jumping
in the air while singing you were going to live forever.

You remember Fingermouse and Dangermouse (not forgetting
his trusty sidekick Penfold!)

Trains in Wales went "Pshh-t-cuf, pshh-t-cuf, pshh-t-cuf,
pshh-t-cuf, pshh-t-cuf".

You know all the words to "Hey Mickey" (well, nobody knows
past the first verse anyway).

You remembered Look In magazine, and when it was only 20p
and Monster Munch when they were 10p.

Your best mate had a Soda Stream at home and you were
jealous.

Any elderly Scottish lady sounds like Supergran

You remember crying on the beach building sandcastles in the
rain.

Hide and seek in the park, the corner shop, Hopscotch,
butterscotch,skipping, handstands, football in the park/street,

British Bulldog,Beano,Twinkle, Hula Hoops, jumping in enormous puddles
and building dams

When 'Computer' Tennis, Pac-Man and Donkey-Kong ruled

You remember hearing the tune then running out to buy an ice
cream cone on a warm summer night - 99's, screwballs or a
cider lolly.

You got up extra early, especially to watch Saturday Morning
cartoons

You were occasionally allowed to stay up late for Howard's
Way,Dallas,Dynasty or Minder.

Running till you were out of breath. Laughing so hard that
your stomach hurt. Using the bed as a trampoline. Pillow fights.

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down made you have a fit of the
giggles

Being tired from playing.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas Eve.

You remember when 25p was decent pocket money and you'd
reach into a muddy gutter for 10p.

Important decisions were made by going
"eeny-meeny-miney-mo."

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better and taking
drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.

Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dare".

Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the
fiercest protectors.

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