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Surprise Surprise

Bob Hope was on 'Surprise Surprise', and bragged
that despite his 97 years of age, he could still
have sex three times a night.

After the show, Cilla said, "Bob, if I'm not being
too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man.
Let's go back to my place."

So they go back to her place and have great sex.

Afterwards, Bob says, "If you think that was good,
let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even
better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my
testicles in your left hand and my p*nis in your
right hand."

Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He
sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even
better sex. Then Bob says, "Cilla, that was wonderful.
But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the
best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your
left hand, and my p*nis in your right hand."

Cilla is now used to the routine and complies. The
results are mind blowing.

Once its all over , and the cigarettes are lit,
Cilla asks "Bob, tell me, does my holding your
testicles in my left hand and your p*nis in my right
stimulate you while you're sleeping?"

Bob replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a
Scouser, she stole my wallet."

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