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Skinhead and his Girlfriend

A skinhead and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewelry store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said.

"No problem, baby," the skinhead said, throwing a brick through the glass and grabbing the ring.

A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said.

"Sure thing, darling," the skinhead said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat.

Finally, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend.

"For crissakes! C'mon, darlin'," the skinhead moaned. "Do you think I'm made of bricks?!"

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