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Line Of Duty

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised
new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI
insurance.
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had
almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the
room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.
Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits,
andthen said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are
killed, th egovernment has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't
have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only
has to pay a maximum of $6000."
"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to
send into battle first?"

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