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11 uses of Coke

Just when you thought you knew everything....

1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of
Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a
car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will
be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
toilet bowl... Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then
flush clean.

4. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

5. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the
bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum
foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

6. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can
of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away corrosion.

7. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in
Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a
load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a
regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.
It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

9.The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH
is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

10.To carry Coca Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial
truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved
for Highly Corrosive materials.

11.The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the
engines of their trucks for about 20 years

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