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The top ten times in history when using the "F" word was appropriate:

10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima, August 1945

9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?"- Custer, 1877

8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434

3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC

2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -JFK, 1963

1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

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