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| Q:What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A:Juan on Juan. Q: What is a Yankee? A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q: Why does a man have a hole in his p*nis? A: To get some air to his brain. Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The position of the dirt bag. Q: What can make you feel really good or be very annoying? A: A woman's mouth! Q: What do you call a 350-pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A whopper with cheese! Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader. Q: How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm? A: From the snoring. Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A: Donuts. Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q. Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? A. Because Janet Reno is her real father. Q: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A:100 people who don't do dick |
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