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Bubba and Cooter

Bubba and Cooter decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought that they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house, and since you own a house that dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)
"Finally since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"Your absolutely right! Whay that's the most fascinating thing I've ever heard of. Why I can't wait to take this here logic class." Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waitin.
"So what classes are ya takin?"
"Math, History, and Logic," replies Bubba.
"What in tarnation is Logic?"
"Let me give ya an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"No," replies Cooter.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"

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