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Political Candidates
 
Candidate A:
Associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists. He's had two
mistresses. He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
Was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college,
and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.

Candidate C:
Is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and hasn't had any illicit affairs.

Which of these candidates is your choice?

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Kind of scary...
Submitted By: Anonymous...




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