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Signs You've Joined A Cheap Health Clinic

Exam room has a tip jar.

You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just
before the anesthesia kicked in.

The company logo features a hand squeezing a bleeding turnip.

Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.

Chief Surgeon graduated from University of Benihana.

Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the
trailer park."

Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last
month.

24-hour pre-authorization line is 1-800-GUD-LUCK.

Enema? The lavatory faucet swivels to face upward.

You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

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