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| WARNING. If you are offended by Paula Yates Jokes PLEASE LEAVE NOW. Apparently not long before her death the UK Police Drug Squad raided Paula Yates's home. She came to the door and said "What the f*** do you blokes want". The head copper said "We're looking for magic mushrooms" and Paula said "she isn't home from school yet". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Police have just issued a statement saying that they found Ecstasy, Amphetamines and Angel Dust in the house but there was no sign of the other daughter.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But talking of Paula Yates apparently the English Board of Cricket selectors issued a statement that they were shattered by her passing. They had planned to make her a surprise selection to captain the next English cricket team to tour down under. Apparently they heard that she had a reputation for screwing aussies and ending up with the ashes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What used to give head to a rat and is now giving her head to rats! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guess it is contagious!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you think Michael is hanging around heaven for her? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guess what Michael is getting for Christmas! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From "The Tube" to the Casket. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- St. Peter to Grim Reaper: I told you, Paula JONES, you Nimrod! and if you didn't like that one... God to Grim Reaper I said PULL the GATES not Paula YATES -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mort and Dahmer are headed to Paula Yates... for "The Big Breakfast"! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates? About 2 years. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What cost £5,000 and won't be played with this Christmas? Paula Yates' tits. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What song was playing on the radio? INXS: Suicide Blonde. |
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