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| WARNING. If you are offended by Oliver Reed Jokes PLEASE LEAVE NOW. An Irate Saint Peter to The Grimm Reaper: I said Oliver Stone! "You nimrod!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oliver's Last words: BUUUUURRRRRP! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabloids Add Up Actor's Last Bar Tab -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to have him cremated afterall... It took days to put the fire out! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hal Smith (aka Otis Campbell) upon meeting Oliver Reed in the afterlife... Hey Bill (Holden), Chris (Farley) Dean (Martin) wanna know if you wanna drink? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does Olly Reed & Jill Dando have in common? Both had one shot too many. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a Reel and a Reed? You stagger around until you fall over... er... actually they're the same. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Songs Rewritten For Oliver Elton John: Moonshine in the wind Elton John: Drunk in the wind Funneral march: How dead I am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tommy tribute to Oliver Reed: He's a corpse Mrs. Walker, he's a corpse He's a corpse Mrs. Walker, he's a corpse A Stiff...A Stiff...A Stiff! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between Oliver Reed and Ayrton senna? Oliver Reed's family got to keep the car. |
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