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| WARNING. If you are offended by Karen Carpenter jokes PLEASE LEAVE NOW. What's 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-? Karen Carpenter's dress size. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why couldn't they sell Karen Carpenter's house? No kitchen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She wasn't much of a conversationalist... She hated chewing the fat. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Mama Cass gave Karen Carpenter her sandwich... They'd both be alive today. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's Richard Carpenter's newest tribute song? "She Aint Heavy, She's My Sister" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What was Karen Carpenter's last words? "Make that a diet coke." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Who is the patron saint of Ethiopia? Karen Carpenter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why didn't Karen have a good childhood? She was starved for affection. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What was written on Karen Carpenter's shirt when she died? "I beat bulimia." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hear about Karen's new CD? Her picture is on the side panel. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you read Karen's diet book? How To Loose All Your Weight In Just A Few Months. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call Karen Carpenter with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did people love going to lunch with Karen Carpenter? If they ran out of toothpicks they could just use her arms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Sonny put the "pine" back in Alpine sking... Then I guess Karen Carpenter put the "die" in diet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Karen would have lost just five more pounds... I would have dated her. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did Karen mother say to her growing up? Stop singing at the table and eat! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Karen Carpenter's voice was getting a little thin on that last album. |
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