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| Though tragic, one can not but appreciate the humor in the way he 'left us.' He fell off the roof of his home while adjusting his television antenna so he could watch a soccer game. What where Rod Hull's last words? "Emu, grab on to that f*cking gutter!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's got four legs and goes "shhhhhhhhhh"? Rod Hull's Telly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did Rod Hull fall off his ladder? Because Michael J. Fox was steadying it for him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What were Rod Hull's last words? "Fly! You f*cker, fly!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What was the last thing to go through Rod Hull's mind as he fell? His conservatory -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does Rod Hull and Emu have in common? Neither of them can fly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral? The reception was awful! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saint Peter to Rod Hull: "Just think, if you had cable you wouldn't be here right now!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does Rod Hull & River Phoenix have in common? They both had a fatal night on the tiles. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What was Rod Hull's favorite musical? Fiddler On The Roof -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does Rod Hull do his washing with? Aerial and bounce -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anagram of "Rod Hull" & "Emu"… 'Huulm! No Ladder!'... or... Mourn dead Hull -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the connection between Rod Hull and Freddie Mercury? They both died after f*cking around with a TV! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was Rod death really an acident? Where were Big Bird and Frank Oz at the time? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What have Rod Hull and the European Commission got in common? Neither have a hand in EMU anymore. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why doesn't Emu need Viagra? Because now his Rod is permanently stiff. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between Rod Hull's roof and Vanessa Feltz? One's very large, covered in slippery green slime and is difficult to get on top of; and the other's Rod Hull's roof. |
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