A new version of the chorus from Tragedy:
Tragedy!
When your balls get stuck to a moving truck it's tragedy!
When your balls get stuck to a moving truck
It's hard to bear!
Especially when it shaves off your pubic hair!
Tragedy!
When your balls get caught in a Ford Escort it's Tragedy!
When your balls get caught in a Ford Escort
It's hard to bear!
The car drives away and your balls are still there!