a 50 year old man gets plastic surgery and is very happy with the result. So he goes to the bakers and asks "how old do you think i am to which the baker replied "30 or 35" "no im 50 dont i look good for my age". then he goes to the butcher and asks "how old do you think i am" to which the buther replies " i dont know, about 40" "no i'm 50 dont i look good for my age". then he's standing at a bus stop and asks an old woman "how old do you think i am" the old woman unzips his fly, plays around with his balls and says "50" the man says "how did you know that" to which she replied " i was standing behind you at the butchers"