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Three girls stuck on an island

On an island far away from nowhere, 3 girls, 1 brunette, 1 red-head, and 1 blonde, are stranded. One day as they all scravange for food, they find a lamp. They decide to have a little fun and rub it. Sure enough, to their suprise, a geunie pops out. "Low and behold, you have rescued me from my prison of the lamp, it was a little cramped. For this, I will give you all one wish each". The girls are all excited. "You there, the girl with the brunette hair, what is your wish?" He says, pointing to her. "I want to be back home with my family." She replies. The geunie nods, and clicks his fingers, the girl disappears, in a puff of smoke. He points to the red-head. "And what is your wish?" The redhead also replies "I want to be back with my family, too". The geunie, again, nods, and a click of his fingers, sure enough she disappears ina puff of smoke. Then, suddenly, the blonde girls starts to cry. "My dear, what is the matter?" Said the guenie, trying to console her. The blonde girl sobs. "I wish my friends were here!"

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