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The Politician
 
A politician was holding a rally,so his speech went like this,"People, if you elect me governor, I promise you everyone will get a $50,000 a yr job, everyone will live in a $200,000 house, and everyone will have 2 brand new Mercedes Benz cars parked in their driveway!!" Someone in the crowd yelled," And how do u plan to do that when the state is ten million dollars in debt?" The politician replied," I can dream, cant I ?"
Submitted By: Mac




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