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the blonde and the police

A blonde was driving a car and she was going too fast so a blonde police woman pulled her over. The police said, "Can I see your drivers licence?"
"I don't have a licence." said the blonde.
"Ok, then can I see a picture of you?" So the blonde looked through her purse and finds a mirror and looks into it. "Oh look, here's a picture of me!" said the blonde. She hands the mirror over to the blonde police and the police says, "Well if u told me that you were a police man, I wouldn't have to pull you over!"

Submitted By: Jennifer Beck