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Hawaiian, Samoan, and the Philipino

Once there was a Hawaiian, Samoan, and a Philipino.....

All three of them were running away from the cops on the island of Hawaii.....

They kept running untill they got to this forest, so they decided to go and hide in their own tree.....

The cops finaly came to the forest and started walking.....

All of a sudden they herd a rummble noise in the first tree where the Hawaiian was at.....

The cops quickly looked up at the tree and flashed their flash lights to see what that was.....

So the hawaiian thought fast and made a "Meow" noise.....

The cops than said,"Oh thats just a cat."

So they kept walking until they herd a rummble noise in the seconed tree where the Samoan was at.....

The cops quickly looked up at the tree and flashed their flash lights to see what that was.....

So the Samoan thought fast and made a "Tweet, tweet" noise.....

The cops than said, "Oh thats just a bird."

So they kept walking until they herd a rumble noise in the third tree where the Philipino was at.....

The cops quickly looked up at the tree and flashed their flash lights to see what that was.....

So the Philipino thought fast and made a "MOO" noise..........................................................................................................

Submitted By: Ebet Feliciano